Grepping Lebowski
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By: Chris Greacen - 01/11/2025
Based on the effing greatest video ever, let's grep through the lebowski script and see what comes up...CG:greacenzone greacen$ cat 20120112_lebowski.txt | grep -i fuck
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD! Don't fuck with us. If your wife place look like I'm fucking married? The fuck is this? Fuck. He looks like a fuckin' loser. Fuckin' waste of time. There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason-- was at fault, so what the fuck are Huh? No! What the fuck are you What the fuck is he talking about? fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?! What the fuck are you-- reason, no FUCKING reason, why his Fuckin' A. compensate me for the fucking rug. your fucking Rug. of it.--Jeez! Fuck me! Ah fuck it. Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! You're fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that? What the fuck're you talking about? The carrier. What's in the fucking What the fuck are you-- You brought a fucking Pomeranian buying it a fucking beer. He's not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude. Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't Fucking dog has papers, Dude.--Over YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? All right! There it is! It's fucking You happy, you crazy fuck? with that camelfucker in Iraq-- Fuckin' A. Fucking Quintana--that creep can Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Shut the fuck up, Donny. That...fucking...bitch! That fucking bitch! Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! What the fuck is he talking about? That's fucking exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me fucking SICK! Those rich fucks! This whole fucking this fucking strumpet-- The fucking point is-- Are you ready to be fucked, man? me, we're gonna fuck you up. the fucking trigger til it goes You said it, man. Nobody fucks with Walter--what the fuck are you should we settle for a measly fucking We? What the fuck we? You said you fucking game, Walter-- It is a fucking game. You said so phone all by my fucking-- Shut the fuck up. Dude, are you fucking this up? What the fuck is going on there? They hung up, Walter! You fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was We're fucked, Walter! Dude, nothing is fucked. Come on. Ya see? Nothing is fucked up here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. These guys are fucking amateurs-- Shutup, Walter! Don't fucking say Hey, just tell me where the fuck you That's fucking ingenious, if I Swiss fucking watch. FUCK. There is no fucking hand-off, Walter! We can't do that, Dude. That fucks 'em, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'd fucking We're not fucking around! Fuck that! I love you, Walter, but What the fuck? Ahh fuck it, let's go bowling. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck're we gonna What the fuck're you talking about? who's so fucking certain-- I told that fuck down at the league I told that kraut a fucking thousand WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT! drive a car, I don't fucking ride in don't fucking roll! But Walter, we didn't make the fucking fucking money and they're gonna-- do? Fuckin' amateurs. And meanwhile, sitting on a million fucking dollars? Who's got a fucking million fucking undies. My fucking whites--Say, It's been stolen, Walter! You fucking Aw, fuck it. fuckin' loser, and I got a rash on Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash. Fuckin' A, man. I gotta tell ya Yeah, man! Fuck it! I can't be Fuck, man! There's a beverage here! No, man, nothing is fucked here-- NOTHING IS FUCKED! THE GODDAMN PLANE How the fuck should I know? I do Someone else's--where the fuck are fucking amateurs. They send us a FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE! Far out. Far fuckin' out. My fucking briefcase! It's not here! My fucking briefcase! Jesus--what's fuck up, Donny. This whole fucking thing--I could Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis. What're you, a fucking park ranger Who gives a shit about the fucking Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Fuck the tournament! Fuck you, Fuck the tournament?! The fuck are you talking about? Hey man, why don't you fucking listen Fuck Me. Fuckola, man. Shut the fuck up, Donny. This kid Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? Yeah yeah, I know the fucking show Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote And yet his son is a fucking dunce. Shut the fuck up, Donny. We'll, uh, We'll get that fucking money, if he fucking clams. And yes, we'll be beers, a few laughs. Our fucking Fuck me, man! That kid's already We know it's his fucking homework, Walter! Where's the fucking money, And the fucking money! And the fucking money. And we know This is what happens when you FUCK a Fucking language problem, Dude. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! FUCK A STRANGER WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?! I JUS' BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK! FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure I want a fucking lawyer, man. I refugee from the fucking sixties? --Ow! Fucking fascist! your ugly fucking goldbricking ass Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking fucking Eagles, man-- That's it! Outta this fucking cab! Real fucking brat. you know, limber. I'm real fucking fucking close. It's just-- Huh? He's fucking loaded. fucking phone. Pick it up, Walter, It is a fucking emergency. THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind, WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM! Get out of that fucking car, man! Who the fuck are you, man! Come on, Who the fuck are you? Why've you been following me? Come on, fuckhead! Irish m--What the fuck are you talking I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, fucking lady friend. I'm just helping Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck, man! That's terrible! Yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. from my fucking lady friend. I mean we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his pay-off. And got I'm saying if he knows I'm a fuck- Because he fucking doesn't want her even fucking Jewish, you're-- What the fuck are you talking about? You're fucking Polish Catholic-- What the fuck are you talking about? And you were divorced five fucking I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye fucking dog. Going to her fucking fucking past. Who'm I? I'm a fucking VETERAN! A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY Look at that fucking phony, Dude! Pretending to be a fucking and this guy is a fake. A fucking This guy fucking walks. I've never Walk, you fucking phony! fucking bluff! a man his fucking balls! Walter, you fuck! a fucking crybaby. fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking That's fuckin' combat. The man in fuckin' adversary. Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch fucking care! It don't matter to You might fool the fucks in the league Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck fucking car. You don't have the fucking girl, money or vee fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST FUCKING CRYBABIES?! Fuck you. VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! VEE TAKE YOUR VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! Come and get it. Fucking nihilist. I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! YOU CANNOT HURT ME! I We're scattering the fucking ashes! Goddamnit Walter! You fucking You make everything a fucking What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the fuck You're a fuck, Walter! Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling. place look like I'm fucking married? Fuck. He looks like a fuckin' loser. There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason-- was at fault, so what the fuck are Huh? No! What the fuck are you What the fuck is he talking about? fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?! What the fuck are you-- reason, no FUCKING reason, why his Fuckin' A. compensate me for the fucking rug. your fucking Rug. of it.--Jeez! Fuck me! Ah fuck it. Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! You're fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that? with that camelfucker in Iraq-- Fuckin' A. Fucking Quintana--that creep can That...fucking...bitch! That fucking bitch! Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! What the fuck is he talking about? That's fucking exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me fucking SICK! Those rich fucks! This whole fucking this fucking strumpet-- The fucking point is-- Are you ready to be fucked, man? Are you ready to be fucked, man? me, we're gonna fuck you up. the fucking trigger til it goes You said it, man. Nobody fucks with Dude, nothing is fucked. Come on. FUCK. There is no fucking hand-off, Walter! We can't do that, Dude. That fucks 'em, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'd fucking We're not fucking around! Fuck that! I love you, Walter, but What the fuck? Ahh fuck it, let's go bowling. I told that fuck down at the league I told that kraut a fucking thousand WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT! drive a car, I don't fucking ride in don't fucking roll! But Walter, we didn't make the fucking fucking money and they're gonna-- do? Fuckin' amateurs. And meanwhile, sitting on a million fucking dollars? Who's got a fucking million fucking undies. My fucking whites--Say, It's been stolen, Walter! You fucking Aw, fuck it. Fuck, man! There's a beverage here! No, man, nothing is fucked here-- NOTHING IS FUCKED! THE GODDAMN PLANE FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE! Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking The fuck are you talking about? Fuck Me. Fuckola, man. Fuck me, man! That kid's already This is what happens when you FUCK a Fucking language problem, Dude. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! FUCK A STRANGER WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?! I JUS' BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK! FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR! unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, I want a fucking lawyer, man. I refugee from the fucking sixties? --Ow! Fucking fascist! your ugly fucking goldbricking ass fucking phone. Pick it up, Walter, It is a fucking emergency. THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind, WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM! Get out of that fucking car, man! Who the fuck are you, man! Come on, Who the fuck are you? Why've you been following me? Come on, fuckhead! Irish m--What the fuck are you talking I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, fucking lady friend. I'm just helping Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck, man! That's terrible! Yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. from my fucking lady friend. even fucking Jewish, you're-- What the fuck are you talking about? You're fucking Polish Catholic-- What the fuck are you talking about? And you were divorced five fucking I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye fucking dog. Going to her fucking fucking past. Who'm I? I'm a fucking VETERAN! A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY Look at that fucking phony, Dude! Pretending to be a fucking and this guy is a fake. A fucking This guy fucking walks. I've never Walk, you fucking phony! fucking bluff! a man his fucking balls! Walter, you fuck! a fucking crybaby. fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking That's fuckin' combat. The man in fuckin' adversary. Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch fucking care! It don't matter to You might fool the fucks in the league Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck fucking car. You don't have the fucking girl, money or vee fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST FUCKING CRYBABIES?! Fuck you. VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! VEE TAKE YOUR VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN! Come and get it. Fucking nihilist. I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! I FUCK YOU! place look like I'm fucking married? He looks like a fuckin' loser. was at fault, so what the fuck are Huh? No! What the fuck are you fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?! Fuckin' A. of it.--Jeez! Fuck me! Ah fuck it. Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! You're fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that? with that camelfucker in Iraq-- Fuckin' A. Dude, nothing is fucked. Come on. I told that fuck down at the league I told that kraut a fucking thousand drive a car, I don't fucking ride in don't fucking roll! CG:greacenzone greacen$
